Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Moron beats mincer to BB prize



Like every Big Brother winner before her, Aleisha Cowcher has proved you don't need a brain to walk away with the BB chocolates.

Big Brother 2007 came down to a battle between blondie Cowcher, of Cobram up on the Murray River in northern Victoria, and mincing poofburger Zach Douglas, from a little further downstream in Echuca.

Naturally, inclusive Australians made sure the bitchy fag missed out on the $450,000 and gave the prize to Reggie Bird-lite, a woman who has confessed to never reading a book from cover to cover.

Now that's an achievement.

Then again, I suppose we should be grateful that we didn't see her engage in a masturbation contest or fellating a bottle of West Coast Cooler in the spa.

Still, it's surely the last year of Big Brother. Whatever will the radio shock jocks do without being able to pretend BB is a social barometer for the nation's wayward youth?

2 comments:

AcidJasmine said...

poofburger????

bitchy??? Zach was certainly a fag but he wasnt bitchy. Or is it that bitchy goes with fag?

URL said...

I stand by my use of the term bitchy, AJ. I saw a number of very catty moments on BB involving him. Incidentally, a poofburger contains lots of mince. Geddit?