If the various travails of Schapelle Corby, Michelle Leslie and the Bali Nine have taught me anything, it's that it's probably a bad idea for anyone to go anywhere near Indonesia with drugs on their person.
This allegedly did not stop Australian DJ Nick Taylor, aka Nicholas Bernard Taylor, from popping over to Bali with 0.3 grams of Colombian Marching Powder in his sky rocket.
In fact, if he's convicted - and if he can't convince a panel of three judges that he is hooked on the stuff - he faces a 10-year stretch in a dank Indonesian jail. This may put a dent in his acclaimed career playing various records in sequence to the delight of other chemically enhanced fuckwits in nightclubs around Australia.
This is no comfort the the thousands of moronic Schapelle Corby supporters, who will whine that their girl has gone down for 20 years for carrying 4kg of hydroponic weed into Bali, which she didn't because she's so beautiful and you can tell she's not guilty and that the drugs were PLANTED ON HER IN SOME VICIOUS CONSPIRACY.
Ahem.
But seriously, the greedy and the drug-fucked should probably just avoid south-east Asia. Barlow and Chambers, and good old Van Nguyen, would tell you the same thing if they could.
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